Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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