She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
This is the high leading the old right now
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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