dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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