let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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