if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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