I'm really into asian looking animals
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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