Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
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I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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