What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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