windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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