The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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