After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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