...so i touched it.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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