I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
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