Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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