I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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