so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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