Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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