My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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