i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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