i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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