Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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