Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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