If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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