The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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