I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm both gender and math confused
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