woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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