ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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