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I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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