Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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