what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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