Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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