we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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