how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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