Don't make out with my wife yet
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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