Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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