I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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