You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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