plz talk dirty to me
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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