strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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