You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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