ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
