Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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