i would punch a child for taco bell
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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