Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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