I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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