awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome