we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"