If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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