oh god the rape fog is back!
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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