Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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