Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just pee around me
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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