I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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