I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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