I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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