Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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