Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize